Balancing Laughs and Tears

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26
Aug

AMBROSE: The other night on Tumblr.....

bloodturnstoash:

The other night on Tumblr…..

I go looking for this cute .GIF that I’d seen a few days ago.

So I search.

And then all of a sudden I stumble upon this pornographic image, and I’m like:

And the pornographic image is looking at me like:

And I’m in so much shock over seeing this raunchy image of a blow job, I just sit there for a moment like:

But then I finally snap out of it and I’m like, “Ok. Ignore, ignore, ignore.”

And I go back on my search to find the cute .GIF.

But as I’m searching….

I stumble across another pornographic image on Tumblr, and I’m like:

And the pornographic image is like:

And I have no idea what these two kids were trying to accomplish in this photo, but they were obviously to young to be in such raunchy positions. So I’m like:

But then I’m like, “Ok. Ignore, ignore, ignore.”

And I go on my marry way again.

But as I’m continuing my search on Tumblr…..

I stumble across ANOTHER pornographic image, and it’s like:

And I’m like, “Oh my gosh, where am I?…..”

“…..What planet have I landed on?…..”

“…..I just want to go home.”

But then I’m like, “NO! I must find that cute .GIF that I saw just a few days ago when none of this porn even existed!” So after gaining some of my courage I’m like, “Ok. Ignore, ignore, ignore.”

So I go back on my marry way again.

NOW MORE DETERMINED THAN EVER TO FIND THAT STUPID CUTE .GIF THAT I’D SEEN A FEW DAYS AGO.

But as I scroll down on Tumblr some more…..

I stumble upon, yet again, ANOTHER pornographic image, and this one is like:

And I’m like:

And my virgin world is like:

And the pornographic image is like:

And then I’m like:

But then the pornographic image is like:

And by that time, I just can’t take it anymore.

So I go running back to my Tumblr dashboard, where it’s safe.

But then I can’t even function anymore, so I get off of the computer completely to go eat a snack. But when I start eating my snack, I have a horrible flashback of what I saw and I’m like:

So I decide to go to bed.

And now…..I just want revenge on the person who posted all of those repulsive pornographic images on Tumblr.

LOL, this is how my blogs are going to look like from now on. GIF’s make everything cooler. Just saying…
(Source: you--just--got--flynned)
3
16
Aug

…Day One…

So, today I have my first client. At 7pm. Thank goodness I took clinic in the evening last semester, because I’m prepared to work night-time hours. I’m just too excited! I hope I filled out all the paperwork correctly. Hehe, I’ll come back and update the day later tonight. ^-^

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3
9
Aug

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He made me an offer!!!!! Wooot! I got the job! =D
5
9
Aug

…6am…

So, it’s 5 in the morning and I can’t sleep. Might as well blog, right? So, many of my followers can skip reading this because I’ll just be going over the events of my interview. Probably won’t be that fun unless I put up some .gifs with the text. Hehehehe. We’ll see…

So, I had an interview with this company:

However, this was the building…

But! The inside was pretty nice:

Anyway, prior to my interview, I was wondering what to wear…

It was between this:

…..or this…

…or this…

…or this…

…or this…

Okay…so the last three weren’t REAL options, but similar images poped up when I google’d massage therapy uniforms. Anyway, I chose to wear the white polo I donned when interning at the Hospital with a pair of black yoga/exercise pants, just in case they wanted to do a practical interview as well. AH! My gut instinct was to be prepared and I was so on point!

Steve and Nicole were so nice! They were super busy, but were still friendly and energetic, not in that fake way of course. But they were polite and professional and not once did I feel a bad vibe or intimidated. *****Note to those going on interviews: It doesn’t matter how “awesome” the place looks and how great the people may “act.” When they ask you to come in for an interview, really try to get a REAL feeling for the person who’s speaking to you; if they make you feel uncomfortable, or you just can’t see yourself working for this person, then let it go…not matter how awesome the job might be/how great they’ll pay. It is NEVER worth it. Trust me.

Moving on »> I’m glad I got such an awesome vibe! Steve said he could see my passion and excitement. I just wish I could have told him more about me and my career in massage therapy, but I think he’ll take notice of that. Plus, he was super busy with the grand opening in Flatiron…

Well, he told me he was going to speak with the general manager and touch base with me no later than Wednesday. Tiff, thanks for keeping your ; I went and …like a whole bunch of them, lol.

Well, here’s to hoping I’ll get the job — that I finally make that big leap into the next phase of my life and start a new adventure! =D
2
7
Aug

Dedicated to Steph…

Because I know you’ve had a bad week last week, and something tells me that the apartment situation makes you want to do this…..

…………or this:

In the end, if they really screw you over…I know you’re a much bigger person than I am. So, you can always just walk away and do this:

So, here’s to you Steph! Hope you’re having a better week and adjusting to working two jobs at a time. Hang in there, kitten! @_@
27
Jul

…Insomnia…

Haven’t been able to sleep on a “normal” schedule for the past week. Sometimes good, sometimes bad. Lately it’s been a good type of insomnia because of the certain company I keep, lol. Anyway…just putting out some good thoughts out there and hoping to get some back. Eyes closed & fingers crossed. =)
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27
Jul

If Historical Events Have Facebook Statuses

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comment: ok, i love the asteroid part. LOL dinosaurs and cockroach. Hahaha!

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26
Jul

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! David So, you are hysterical! xD
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25
Jul

I’ve always wanted this quality in my guy…just an interesting duality for a man to posses, I think. ^-^
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18
Jul

The massage therapist in me appreciates this so much. ^-^
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